| Rescuing
Sargent Fred |
| A
gruelling special effects extravaganza based in the second world
war. A team of american soldiers are sent in to rescue a sargeant
whose whole family had been killed in the war. When they finally
reach him in Berlin only one remains but he can't remember who
he is looking for . When he starts uttering in german the american,
french and british troops gun him down . Realising their mistake
they try to revive him but all they can do is carry on his quest
for the one named Fred . When they find Fred (Whoopie Goldberg)
they realise that she is a german vampire soldier and attempt
to shoot her . But she slays them all winning the war single handedly
for Hitler before eating him.
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| The
Halogen Lamps of Doom |
| A
bunch of Scientists make a Halogen Lamp with Artificial Intelligence
–Unfortunately It’s Insane. But It never made it cos
all the Lamps had attitude and one day during shooting. They burnt
down the studio
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| Star
Trek: Meets Red Dwarf |
| Interesting
Idea but The Red Dwarf Crew refused to wear Star Trek Pyjamas
|
| Scream
some More |
| The
Fourth in what they would have liked to have been a long line
of Scream Movies. In this one Courtney Cox stars but finally gets
killed only to come back and hunt her killer – which wasn’t
very plausible.
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| The
6th Element |
| Another
Element? -No Way, 5 is quite enough
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| Star
Trek: Search for Spock's Sunglasses |
| No,
It got as far as a title -Thank Goodness
|
| Killer
Inflatable Tigers from the moon |
| The
plot was a feasable one, a race of killer inflatable tigers from
the moon intent on wiping out the human race. The problem that
the director had was that he could not think of a plausible way
of killing these seemingly indestructable monsters. So he gave
up and started making Scooby Doo instead.
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