Sequels

Back to the Future part 4

In the long awaited follow up to part 3.  Martie travels to the present and causes chaos to his future. Due to the lack of time travel and the unlikely return of the professor from his paradise in Western Times the film was only released as a B movie. Although most movie critics agree that it should be the first ever “F-movie”.

Spiceworld the Movie 2: In Space

The Unlikely follow up to Spiceword in which the 4 remaining spice girls travel through space to the actual Spice world where the evil queen Geri has enslaved all the stupid dancers that were commonplace upon spiceworld (the source of all pop music's dancers). It is a pitch battle where Emma dies and Posh ties up Geri with candy floss. It would actually have been released if Geri hadn't objected to herself being portrayed as evil by her ex-band mates.

Lost in Space 2: In New York

I just got confused when this one popped up .The whole plan was that they land on a planet with an exact replica of New York upon it. The final scene was the one where the Robinson family finally realise that they are on earth it's just been taken over by aliens in their absence.

The Blair Witch Project 3

This film follows on from the first. The two film makers get up and realise that they'd both just tripped over a branch. They walk outside to find the third member of their team sitting in the car which they could previously not find. They drive up to the city and find that the blair witch had hitched a ride to the city in their boot . The chaos continues in a bloodbath of special affects. The movie makers wanted to make up for the lack of them in the first. Although they agreed that throwing the dinosaur in as a plot twist was a mistake.

The Daddy

Original name for The Mummy Returns.

Clued

Sequel to Clueless –This time the crew killed off Cher and replaced her for a more competent actress, Unfortunately the New Actress was not preferred by the movie going public

Beverly Hills: Milkman

Desperate for a New Angle on Films in Beverly Hills the Crew of Beverly Hills 90210 and Cop decide to become Milkmen/women. Lucky for us they refused to dress up as tramps for one scene and hence it never made it.

War of the Worlds 2

The Much waited for second attack by Mars, which is over before it is even begun but we can’t have everything, can we? Mars can’t always lose. It would have made it but the dog, 2 kids (1 boy 1 girl) and the 2 parents actually died. Pity

The Day After Groundhog Day

Bill Murray thought it was all over only to find he was now stuck in the day after -Too repetitive for Audiences Though

Speed 3: Changing Gear

Sandra Bullock gets trapped in a Space Shuttle on track for Mars -But there is a bomb -Again

Free Willy from this Horrible Movie Contract

The one where Willy Escapes from the film studio and kills all those who had forced him to be in so many rubbish films

James Bond: Golden Nuts

The Newest and most graphic Bond Film Yet -Ew!

Batman, Bat-woman, Robin, Robin-girl and Bat-Dog

Following the latest Batman and Robin Flop .The makers decided to add yet 2 more characters on the Goodie side. Fortunately the concept of a bat-dog never took off! -Phew

Leaving Las Vegas 2: In New York

The Ever popular "In New York" sequel just didn't fit on this . So after much thought they decided a sequel was impossible unless it was actually in Las Vegas.

Armageddon 2

How's this for a story. Three more asteroids head to earth. Nobody panics but the saviour in the first film fails .The earth is destroyed. The End. Well at least there can be no Trilogy.

Terminator 9 :Death of a repetitive Story

After a succession of time travelling terminators coming back for various reasons and as various different things, who would suspect that the machines would send a terminator which is primarily a vending machine? Finally they knew how to kill John Connor! In the final scene where he is killed after being duped by the vending machine robot into swallowing a candy bar which morphed into a grenade.

Antz 2: In New York

The "In New York" sequel - Had only one problem. How would they get to New York?

Last Man Standing 2: Make the Coffee

The Tired characters relax and have a quiet day in. (It really is that dull)

The Jogging Man

Follow up to the running man .In which the ageing Arnold Schwartzeneger has to take the TV game show Again on the evil guys return to the world following a pardon from the Queen of England. But anyway he dies.

Mission: Possible

The third Mission: Impossible film in the series. Where the survivor sit around doing the easiest things in the hardest ways. Spoof.