The return of Porter Jones
Nine Part story written by Doive (Age 9)

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Part Seven

The Story so far ...
IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET HOME PORTER JONES ADAPTED THE NEWSPAPER WHICH STARTED A RUMOUR ,PORTER AND CO ,FLED TO FRANCE THROUGH THE CHANNEL TUNNEL AND ILLEGALY ESCAPED TO GERMANY .THEY JUMPED IN A RIVER TO ESCAPE THE POLICE AND THEN HID IN THE HILLS FOR A REST .WHEN THEY AWOKE THEY FOUND THEMSELVES IN A FIELD OCCUPIED BY POLICE AND RAN...

The Children ran through hills and fields covered in grass ,getting more tired with each step. When night came they had long lost the troops and their breaths. They collapsed and fell asleep.

In the middle of the night Porter awoke to an astounding noise, like nothing he had heard before.

"Wake up Stephanie!” said Porter

"Michael gets off a minute ,What Porter ?"

"Can you hear something?"

"Yes ,It's Michael snoring!"

"No not that, something else?"

"That alien sort of noise?"

"Yes!, It’s a....."

"SNAAAAAAKEE!"screamed Michael, in a terrified sort of way, they moved to keep Michael happy, from the worm that had frightened him almost to death. They travelled here there and everywhere until they reached the coast.

"Now where do we go?” said Porter

"Edinborough?" said Michael

"How do we get there?” asked Stephanie

"By boat?” asked Michael

"We haven't any food or a boat ,How?” said Stephanie

"Take that boat and rob a supermarket!” said Porter\par "yeah that's it!" said Michael

So the children at nightfall went to a supermarket and saw that a door was open and went inside and found the boss inside. Porter tied him up and ran into the main store and filled 3 trolleys until they were full rushed out and locked the manager inside. They then rushed to the boat shed and loaded the equipment aboard and set sail for the sea.

"Yes!, we are finally going to get back to Britain!” said Porter

"What's the date?” asked Stephanie

"December 25th, I think?” said Porter

"Christmas Day!” said Stephanie

"Yeah, Jolly, Christmas Day,” said Michael unhappily

The children felt warm huddled together in the speedboat and for the first time unhappy for they were missing their parents. They sped along the sea for many a days. Until one day they saw land. "LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!" Screamed Stephanie

"What?, can it be out here in this cold water?” said Michael

"That's not land it's ..."

WHAT HAS PORTER SEEN?
IS IT A SNACK BAR?
IS IT AN ALIEN CRAFT?
WILL THEY FALL OUT OF THE BOAT?
FIND OUT IN THE BREATHTAKING 8TH PART OF "THE RETURN OF PORTER JONES
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