The return of Porter Jones
Nine Part story written by Doive (Age 9)

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Part Five

The Story so far ...
Porter Jones in a desperate attempt to get home changed the headlines on his dad's morning paper when John Major Heard the rumour of Porter Jones Saving his life Porter fled the country using the channel tunnel. When they reached the other end they had a major punch up which led to John Major clutching a gun pointing at Porter's head...

Porter's hands rose into the air and porters right leg kicked the gun from John Major's hands. Porter caught it and announced "Unfortunately you people have failed once again, to catch 'The Porter Jones Gang!'"

"Oh Well maybe next time...?"Said Mr Major

"No talking and don't move Mr Major disaster area!" said Porter

"Right that's it!" said Mr Major but Porter fired a warning shot as Michael Greengrocer and Stephanie Jordan tied up the police and any one else in the area but just then they heard the armed police coming and so they rushed from the scene and after a few days reached the France/Germany border. They passed without being seen but the French and British troops were on their trail and a river lay in front to deep to wade through and to wide to cross.

"Now what do we do "asked Stephanie doubting Porter's get away techniques\

"Well there seems to be about three options:

1) Turn Back

2) Wait here and get caught

OR 3) Dive in

and I am not doing 1 or 2 so Aurevoir "Porter said Diving in ,Michael and Stephanie did the same .They drifted down stream when Michael asked "Where is Stephanie"

"O ,over there at the edge of the Waterfall "Exclaimed Porter

"WATERFALL!!!! ,ARGGGGGGGGGRH!" Screamed Michael and at that moment as they reached the bottom of the waterfall ,Michael's voice broke. The children were still being washed down stream when Michael asked again

"Where's Stephanie?"

"Look there she is drowning!" Said Porter "DROWNING!!!!!!"

So Porter swam off to save Stephanie he used his rescue technique to save her and him self and dragged her to the side of the river where Michael was gasping for air. Porter did Artificial Respiration on her (or CPR). Michael who was suffering from shock started mumbling something but it was hard to understand in his new voice.

"If ... she ...dies ...I ... will... commit ...suicide...!" He said quietly

WILL PORTER GET CARRIED AWAY DOING CPR?
WILL STEPHANIE DIE?
WILL ALIENS LAND AND TAKE THEM TO MARS?
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