Buiii, noun? [b-wee] – The most pleasant sounding word in existence. It’s true meaning is as yet unknown  
 

Bumf, name [bum-ff] - Nickname of the one also known as Vicky Evans.
 

Creation, noun [cree-ay-shun] - God made it happen.
 

Disgustapating, adj [dis-gus-ter-pay-ting] – Something or someone known to be more disgusting or more cheesy than the norm.
 

D'oh!, noun [doh] - originally created for cartoon superstar Homer Simpson in the late 1980's, the phrase was adopted in the late 1990's by a Doive whom then proceeded to over use it and annoy all with it for years that followed. Used most recently to identify when a Doive is coming.
 

Doive's Constant, numb [doy-vuh-se-con-stant] - otherwise known as the number 7. Used frequently by Doive when asked to state a random number.
 

Doivian, adj [doy-vee-an] - A way of describing something which is done uniquely by Doive.
 

Evolution, noun [ev-ol-ew-shun] - It just happened.
 

Galooping, verb [gal-ooh-ping]– to travel in a cheerful and exuberant manner with adventurous intent.
 

Gazebo, noun [gaz-ee-bo] – Fast deer like creature known to leap and galoop, native to Sarah’s back garden. Often confused with Gazelle.
 

Gazelle, noun [gaz-el] – Local variety of small tent used for the afternoon consumption of tea and/or ginger ale. Similar to structures of an almost identical name often found in Jane Austin novels. Often confused with Gazebo.
 

Gym, noun [guy-m] – The place where overweight humans go to convince themselves that they are trying to get fit. Usually over priced and the user hardly ever returns twice within a year.
 

Happy  –

(a) adj [hap-ee] - A state in which a young blonde girl in versiunity achieves a higher state of unconsciousness by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable products.

(b) noun [hap-ee] - ex-Partner of the one known as Liz.
 

Kadhougngle, noun [kad-hoo-gun-gul] - A sudden unexplicble event

Margarine, noun [mar-ger-reen] – A fatty spread that usually comes in a small tub, best used sparingly in sandwiches and in the creation of cakes. Often sports names such as “I don’t quite know if it’s butter or not” but never actually tastes quite right.
 

Muhuh, noun [muh-huh] – A statement used usually in the place of the phrase “I don’t understand” or “What?”. see also "Spluh"
 

Rae, name [ray] – The true name of the one now known as Rachel Westren whom has migrated to the sunny climes of The Rhondda.
 

Relationship, noun [re-lay-shun-ship] – A form of dating which includes the serious and prolonged discussion of such issues as “The Future” and the meaningfulness of afore mentioned relationship.
 

Remote-controlled-tumble-weed™, noun [ree-mow-t-con-tr-oh-l-d-tum-bul-wee-d] - A fictional item used to indicate when an awkward and prolonged silence has descended. Created as a useful distraction and way back into conversation as the “that would be good” conversation usually follows.
 

Sare, name [s-eh] – What to call Sarah if you want to annoy her.
 

Sboncen, adj [s-bong-ken] – An exclamation of jubilance in celebration of a truly momentous moment in time.
 

SCRSZBBMBS, noun [sker-zee-bumps] - The Zombie mashing home made game from Duncan Steed. Available to download
 

Slipian Freud, verb [slip-ee-an fr-oi-d]- When one does a deliberate Freudian Slip.
 

Spikazoids, noun [spy-ka-zoy-ds] - The official name for hedgehogs on Tassja & Duncan's land.
 

Spluh, noun [spl-uh] - Another doivian way of say "Huh?" or "I don't understand". Depending on pronunciation can be used in mocking but is most commonly used in it's confused form asking for an explination. See also "muhuh".
 

Theistic Evolution, noun [they-iss-tic ev-ol-ew-shun] - God made it just happen.
 

Trendy, noun [tren-dee] – A human with no personality who rebels against the concept of individuality, preferring instead to define themselves by means of various commercial brands and trends. The concept of buying the cheaper or more useful option is completely foreign to these creatures. They can usually be identified by listening out for various “new” ring tones and by their disgustapating inability to close their mouths. Known to function as one large, yet ineffective hive mind. Warning: Do not ever attempt to engage them in conversation as recent research suggests that this condition is extremely contagious and often fatal.
 

Versiunity, noun [ver-see-yoo-nit-ee] – A slipian Freud of the English word for University.
 

Wales, noun [way-els] - The best place in the world for people who like losing at sports, getting wet, spitting the regional language or people who were born there and know no better.
 

Wibble, adj [wih-bul] - A word expressing an extreme state of consternation, anger, or boredom, bordering on insanity. Used mostly by irate Incontact users who can’t keep up.